Next to a dino-pirate, I think horse-monk is the second scariest thing in the world. Made possible by Boltron's body and costume and Jason's Sarah Jessica Parker mask.

Halloween is coming up, and Sara (not a horse) and I (not a horse) are hosting a party at her place on Halloween night, which will later move on to Neumo's. No better way to guarantee fun for yourself on Halloween! Not as crazy as Circus Contraption's Hoopla last year, but I'm going to party my butt off.

I've been having trouble sleeping, but for balance I've been getting fantastic revelations during my morning showers.

Thought #1 (Monday's shower): What is money? What does it represent? Shouldn't it represent a person's contribution to the overall society? Could we try out a civilization where people earn their 'money' by the social value of their daily habits and what they do for work? I've been thinking about this more in-depth than I'd care to publicize. What big pitfalls do you people in grad school (half the people who read this) think of that?

Google makes my world a better place again (Jason and EBBQ's recommendations, too)

Speaking of movies, Alice and I went movie crazy - Wallace and Gromit still make an excellent team, and apparently if your dad is Zorro, you can swordfight with your school teacher, and your horse needs counseling.

Oh right - Thought #2 (this morning's shower): for the company costume contest, why not go as boss/homie Jon from high school? A perfect opportunity to wear my afro wig and sport a moustache. I think it'd be a good costume for next week too, but y'know... I find that the general public doesn't know who Jon is.


That's me with Mari, the Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle.

My long-time homie Jeromie is a pappy! Long-suffering wife Dana and him had a son - Tavian Xavier Bunch - last month on my mom's birthday. Tavian is a Virgo. Congratulations, and I swear I will write you back!

Final thought (from a recent romp through the internet): Lady, who are you?


I am everything and nothing

I've seen this lady in banner ads and popups since at least 2000, if not earlier.



I may be real, I might not. I could be a painting! Whatever it is, I'm awfully concerned as to what's on my left.

It makes me wonder, does this woman know that her photo is all over the internet, and has been in circulation for a good half-decade now?



Check out these glasses, mrrrooowwwrrr...


Ahh... that's my cue to stop.