Mike Karikas is a cyber cowboy.

Bush Devil Go!

United State of Electronica - Emerald City

That is the Bush Devil EBNY got me for Christmas. I should really go to bed now...

Does anybody want a couple of pink water noodles? Sara gave them to me the other night, of course I said yes. The problem is that I don't really have a pool... they just hang out in my car, and aren't much for conversation. First come, first serve, buyer pays shipping.

I heard this on BBC news the other night - "The production Jerry Springer: The Opera is being labeled as blasphemous as it portrays Jesus as 'a bit gay'. So-and-so dismissed this charge, calling it 'witty satire'." Full story here.

So today I met up with Andrea, James, Nancy, and a few strangers for karaoke. Unfortunately, the singing festivities didn't start until 9:00, and we were there at 6:00... we didn't stick around. But, two of the guys there were fellow computer geeks, and I felt right at home by not only calling out one guy's cell phone ring (Knight Rider, I got it in about 5 notes), but also showing off my new iPod holster. It looks sort of like a cell phone case, only I put my iPod in it.

"That's cool, but do you have a radio transmitter for it?"
*as I reach into my coat pocket to produce my iTrip* "Yes I do, right here!"

Kinda like getting punk points, but much dorkier and difficult to understand for people with those things called lives.

I found this on some blog - a shift log for an escort service in Florida from several years back. Google can find some crazy stuff!

Oh - I have at last discovered the best Mancala money can't buy. Addiction needs met!

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And then you said:

Name, 2-1-2005 with $9.56
dude jesusis not gay they just say what they wan to say that would be like me say thi site is gay it the though

Name, 2-1-2005 with $9.53
hoole@@@@no its not like that

miko, 1-15-2005 with $16.10
the mailbox isn't big enough for midgets

Jason, 1-14-2005 with $20.29
Mike, I don't think they'll let Miko import/export circus midgets.

Mike, 1-14-2005 with $8.44
EBNY - you have the most well organized comments I've ever seen! Let's just say you and ALWA were inspiration for the video. I think I'll stick with EBNY even if you're in the AZ - eBaz sounds like an auction site.

Hey Miko - send me your address, I need to ship something to you to bring back to t... [10 more to go]

miko, 1-13-2005 with $13.14
there's ads everywhere for jerry springer the opera. i wanna see it.

and that's the rockin'est truck ever!

(btw jesus was *totally* gay, it says so in the bible (by miko))

ALWA, which is not as catchy as EBNY, 1-13-2005 with $11.09
Did you mean: "you better RECogNIZE! ...the fish pillow in the background."

Thought so.

EBNY, 1-13-2005 with $9.16
Comment: My week has been made, my friend. Though Bush Devil could use a little help with the uphill movements, (s)he's a lot of fun, anyway, right?!
Recommendation: I think that Andrea's parents could use some pink noodles.
Question: If I move to, say, Arizona, do I become "EBAZ"?
-- Elicia 111 more to go]

Mike, 1-13-2005 with $8.37
Y'know, I think that thing's still kicking around in Oregon somewhere. I should pimp that ride.

Recognize the fish pillow in the background?

Garhan, 1-13-2005 with $7.22
You know, that gift from EBNY sure looks like it could use some 'extra' 9V batteries taped to the top of it... common, you know you want to! You don't still have that other old one do you? ... crazy times ...

because 'blog' is so cliché and balrog has better special moves