My real message to everybody this week: Monday is Talk Like A Pirate Day! Yes! It's come! In celebration, I've added plenty of fine jokes to Pir8Jokes.com - check it out!

This week is going to be one of the most packed weeks I'll experience - so much going on, erupting in the 10th annual Who's Who in Luxury Real Estate Membership Conference, here in Seattle. Work will try it's damndest to kill me this week, but I'm not going down. Still gotta write that screenplay...

The biggest downside of this is that I've been seriously neglecting everybody - this is my public apology, I know I've been ignoring you, and have no choice but to continue for one more week. I'll be back after next Tuesday, please hang in there...

So! This is what I would like to share with you:
- This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time - Get Your Dog Pumped!
- I saw Royksopp Friday night at the incredibly smoky Showbox - they were awesome. Everybody needs to drum standing up, wow, it sends impulses into your brain that say PARTY DANCE YEAH!
- Some search terms for this site last month were 'paprika plural' and 'jaleel white what is he like'. 'Gwen Stefani naked' is still me #1 search term.
- Saturday was overloaded with fun - Alice and I hit up both the Puyallup Fair and a midnight movie at the Egyptian, Delicatessen w/ Jason and Kim. Great stuff, cool movie, though I still liked City of Lost Children better. Hyptotists are pretty cool.
- Why didn't I think of this? >a href="http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/">The Million Dollar Homepage. Not to be confused with The Million Dollar Man.

Must sleep now, I hope to post again someday when things calm down.