I just spent the last undisclosed amount of time adding several videos to this site - nearly all of them are from my time at the Art Institute. Check'em out, here's a summary:

- Trailer for The History of Zac N' Krack Movies
- Mardi Gras 2001 (this features both sex and violence!)
- Johnny Joe: Bums Away! - poor little G.I. Joe man
- A Chopper
- Cliche 'Look at my name' video
- Crack Caffeine
- Self Promo Video - feh

And finally, the lastest thing hot off my camera, The Backhoe Across the Street.

The good thing about these videos as opposed to the other older videos I've uploaded is that these aren't nearly as large, so any disappointment felt on your end won't burn so deeply. I almost didn't want to upload the Mardi Gras video because it's a whole different Mike, but whatever, I'll probably get more traffic thanks to all them boobies.

Speaking of movies, today was my first day on the 'set' of the student film I'm helping out with. I had a great time! Everybody's been great to work with and it's all very exciting. Next Saturday I get to don bunny ears for my two-line role of "Rabbit #3". That's right, you heard it here first. I mustn't speak of the film any more, as per my strict non-disclosure contract, the breaching of which will result in my castration.

I've been reading Jason's copy of How We Are Hungry, and let me tell ya, it's great to read something. I haven't done it in a while. Dave Eggers really cracks me up too, I loved A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Speaking of Jason, I was snooping around his site and found photos of fork tombstones. What's the deal dude?

It has come to my attention that 45° oriented lines are cliche and mine should be removed. What am I talking about? These punks stole my background here and here (be sure to use that second link for your Simpson's-loving Valentine). I'll probably change my background later tonight - it's too hard to read the text on the side anyway.

My site rocks in a text browser! That's good to see. Been a while since I've used Lynx.

Here's a note I found and stole from my 8 year old niece (9 now!) when I saw her over Christmas. Cracks me up. On the reverse she wrote 'A cloud is made of air & dust probably. It rains when the cloud is full of water.' Cynthia, check this out for the truth.